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“I will lose enough weight to weigh 80kg by the end of Feb 2007, because my health is worth the change, my family is worth the change, and I’m tired of living in a prison of fat! I am absolutely committed to losing this weight while remaining healthy, eating well, and exercising regularly.”
trust me, i will.
trust me, i will.
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
drove off along the route.
No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off,
and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,
built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at
the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically
meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he
wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened. Big John got
on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day,
and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who
started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer,
he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said,
"Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger,
and screamed, "And WHY NOT?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus
pass."
23.11.06
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18.11.06
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12.11.06
went to sentosa today. dunked people. had fun and got WET. =) somehow the wet word always makes me feel funny.
haha. then went to ben and jerry's for a large scoop of ice cream. saw a group of damn hot and chio people. but guess what? they were TRANSSEXUALS! when we walked past, they said. "wo hen mei li" WTF?!?! and one angmoh then went up, wanting to talk a photo with one of them
guess what he, she, he, whatever, it did
put the angmoh's hands around her fake breast. wa lao, almost spit out my icecream la.
after that went to eat lots of food. treat here treat there. damn fun. haha
btw, i am not sunburnt, so any coooling cream is appreciated. ;D
woMAN
haha. then went to ben and jerry's for a large scoop of ice cream. saw a group of damn hot and chio people. but guess what? they were TRANSSEXUALS! when we walked past, they said. "wo hen mei li" WTF?!?! and one angmoh then went up, wanting to talk a photo with one of them
guess what he, she, he, whatever, it did
put the angmoh's hands around her fake breast. wa lao, almost spit out my icecream la.
after that went to eat lots of food. treat here treat there. damn fun. haha
btw, i am not sunburnt, so any coooling cream is appreciated. ;D
woMAN
11.11.06
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8.11.06
HELLLO!!
Just came back from Perak, cool place by the way.
Sunday.
Went there to sleep. Fucking supernumeries talk talk talk talk talk talk until get caught by the sirs at 12.00 am. stupid la. can't even sleep properly. wanna kaobei. more about them later.
Monday.
Freaking long bus ride to Perak. About 9 hours, I think. Stopped for lunch at yongpeng. Expensive. Stop for snack at another place with 5 star toilet. Reached the campsite then needed to transfer to lorry to go in further. it was a nice ride, with bumps and bugs.
Tuesday.
Start of activities. Canyon-ing + White water rafting. Our trainer at the rafting site talked like MRS PANG! yea here yea there. Slept late that night. Talked with CBSS and NCHS people. They are really nice people. Talked about HENRY, girls, bugs, music, etc etc. Was planning not to sleep, but was caught by the trainer. bad bad bad.
Wednesday.
Last day. Packed up. Took lorry out again. then went to caving. which i did something stupid by not wearing my glasses. Got WET. =) Those supernumaries kaobei us again. Got people scared of heights, walk down the steps slowly, then they wanna kaobei. Not hapy come fight us la. kaobei for what. losers. still got one chinese wanna act like malay. freak la.
Then took bus all the way back to small, tiny S'pore.
Just came back from Perak, cool place by the way.
Sunday.
Went there to sleep. Fucking supernumeries talk talk talk talk talk talk until get caught by the sirs at 12.00 am. stupid la. can't even sleep properly. wanna kaobei. more about them later.
Monday.
Freaking long bus ride to Perak. About 9 hours, I think. Stopped for lunch at yongpeng. Expensive. Stop for snack at another place with 5 star toilet. Reached the campsite then needed to transfer to lorry to go in further. it was a nice ride, with bumps and bugs.
Tuesday.
Start of activities. Canyon-ing + White water rafting. Our trainer at the rafting site talked like MRS PANG! yea here yea there. Slept late that night. Talked with CBSS and NCHS people. They are really nice people. Talked about HENRY, girls, bugs, music, etc etc. Was planning not to sleep, but was caught by the trainer. bad bad bad.
Wednesday.
Last day. Packed up. Took lorry out again. then went to caving. which i did something stupid by not wearing my glasses. Got WET. =) Those supernumaries kaobei us again. Got people scared of heights, walk down the steps slowly, then they wanna kaobei. Not hapy come fight us la. kaobei for what. losers. still got one chinese wanna act like malay. freak la.
Then took bus all the way back to small, tiny S'pore.
7.11.06
eugene low is at perak so will not be updating his blog ;D & i got his permission to help him with it anyway. he's got sucha dead blog, smtg like mine but i do get tags everyday ( i suppose )
eugene ahhhh , hav'g some camp ? ohno, no one pei me sms ler , so you've to come back fast to get me away from this bloody boredom, so sicken'g lah ): it's a waste of time sleeeping, but i don't know what else can i do. i've tried al games and i'm so sick of them, eugene please do come back fast so i'll be able to find you this funny guy to accompany me in messaging cus i simply can't live without messaging either ):
hope you're having fun in al al al the activities\whatever you're doing there ! along with your ncc buddies like liyuan, royston, jacky[?] and whoever there is thereeee!
lalaaaaa, i'm frigging bored down here): takecare loads!
eugene ahhhh , hav'g some camp ? ohno, no one pei me sms ler , so you've to come back fast to get me away from this bloody boredom, so sicken'g lah ): it's a waste of time sleeeping, but i don't know what else can i do. i've tried al games and i'm so sick of them, eugene please do come back fast so i'll be able to find you this funny guy to accompany me in messaging cus i simply can't live without messaging either ):
hope you're having fun in al al al the activities\whatever you're doing there ! along with your ncc buddies like liyuan, royston, jacky[?] and whoever there is thereeee!
lalaaaaa, i'm frigging bored down here): takecare loads!
3.11.06
2.11.06
wheeees, obviously i'm not eugene low :D i'm clare! haha, anyway i got his pw, like wow, so amazing can !
let's see what eugene did today.
he had remedial in the morning i guess.
then i also don't know where he went
lol cus my phone was kinda down then didn't message him lol.
anyway, eugene needs drinks like ribena to boooooost his energy so that he'll have the energy to blog! he says he's too lazy to blog [: blog lar eugene, laziness kills your life and makes you even more bored ):
haha, and don't keeeep mentioning sleeeep when it's bored. sleeeeeping too much is no good okay lol, must live life to the fullest, and it's definitely not by sleeping!
wake up eugene and blog daily to keep your blog alive :D & then your tagboard wouldn't be dead too, but seriously ar, my tagboard also quite dead, okay nevermind, i think it's because my classmates are al in china!
EUGENE, remember to blog daily(:
let's see what eugene did today.
he had remedial in the morning i guess.
then i also don't know where he went
lol cus my phone was kinda down then didn't message him lol.
anyway, eugene needs drinks like ribena to boooooost his energy so that he'll have the energy to blog! he says he's too lazy to blog [: blog lar eugene, laziness kills your life and makes you even more bored ):
haha, and don't keeeep mentioning sleeeep when it's bored. sleeeeeping too much is no good okay lol, must live life to the fullest, and it's definitely not by sleeping!
wake up eugene and blog daily to keep your blog alive :D & then your tagboard wouldn't be dead too, but seriously ar, my tagboard also quite dead, okay nevermind, i think it's because my classmates are al in china!
EUGENE, remember to blog daily(:
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